by Srinivasa Ramanujan
| Rank | Guru | Votes |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | the monkey turbocharged 100 GURU V Mozambique | 2950 |
| 2 | Tiago Schon GURU III United States | 2928 |
| 3 | Abra the kamikaze Vampire GURU VII Tuvalu | 2889 |
| 4 | That Yellow Guy (Oliver Isermann) GURU VII Germany | 2877 |
| 5 | Lone Wolf Oleg GURU VI Russia | 2868 |
| 6 | kat von glos GURU V Ireland | 2855 |
| 7 | Tore Canu GURU VII Italy | 2825 |
| 8 | Michael Firmbach GURU VI Germany | 2806 |
| 9 | _Mr Silva_ _Mr_Silva GURU V Mexico | 2800 |
| 10 | Adina the Vampire GURU V Romania | 2795 |
| 10 | Noah Hadad GURU VI Israel | 2795 |
| 11 | Marco Grillo GURU VII Switzerland | 2776 |
| 12 | sasaprekovic GURU II Serbia | 2775 |
| 13 | ❤️ Lupe ❤️ Herrera GURU V United States | 2773 |
| 14 | aimeejohn24 GURU IV United Kingdom | 2763 |
| 15 | Flavio Cillotto GURU V Italy | 2755 |
| 16 | Marc Détourbe GURU IV France | 2751 |
| 17 | Jan Jech GURU V Czechia | 2749 |
| 18 | Roger Waters GURU VI Portugal | 2747 |
| 19 | Luís Miguel Perdigão GURU VII Portugal | 2730 |
| 20 | Amanda Youngpeter MASTER United States | 2727 |
| 21 | Mário Aleixo GURU VI Portugal | 2723 |
| 22 | feiraM26 _rs GURU V Reunion | 2720 |
| 23 | Margie Troyer GURU VII United States | 2719 |
| 24 | Andreas Demetri GURU IV Cyprus | 2718 |
| 25 | Miha ❤️ the Vampire GURU VII Romania | 2710 |
| 25 | mirasus GURU VI Poland | 2710 |
| 26 | mertir GURU IV Turkey | 2709 |
| 27 | Roland Hank ended playing because of Turbo Bullshit GURU VI Germany | 2705 |
| 28 | Fred Matos GURU VII Brazil | 2699 |
| 29 | Brands Llama GURU V Egypt | 2698 |
| 30 | Adem AYDIN GURU VI Turkey | 2695 |
| 31 | Dave DKSMemories GURU V Spain | 2691 |
| 32 | Gurutz EDH GURU VI Iceland | 2683 |
| 33 | draining_snaps IG GURU IV Portugal | 2678 |
| 34 | fbarnabe GURU II Portugal | 2677 |
| 35 | Just Antje GURU IV Germany | 2673 |
| 36 | Rqserra Henrique GURU V Brazil | 2668 |
| 37 | Anca The Vampire GURU VII Romania | 2667 |
| 37 | althece photo GURU V France | 2667 |
| 38 | Just Barbara | 100 GURU VI South Africa | 2662 |
| 39 | Harry Eggens GURU VII Netherlands | 2661 |
| 40 | Dominique Ledez GURU V France | 2660 |
| 40 | Hasan OK GURU III Turkey | 2660 |
| 41 | Paulo Soares GURU V Portugal | 2658 |
| 42 | Kjersti Skistad GURU V Norway | 2657 |
| 43 | L. A. Luc GURU VII Spain | 2653 |
| 44 | Cel ... GURU III Turkey | 2651 |
| 45 | Jose Mourinho PnM GURU VII Portugal | 2649 |
| 46 | Marcin Klefas GURU III Poland | 2646 |
| 46 | Jorge Buitrago GURU VI Colombia | 2646 |
| 47 | bubo bubo GURU IV Slovakia | 2642 |
| 47 | karola.bruckner GURU VII United Kingdom | 2642 |
| 48 | Edward H Cordes III GURU III United States | 2641 |
| 49 | Maria Boros CHAMPION Switzerland | 2640 |
| 50 | ♪ ♫ Lagertha ♫ ♪ is chilling in Kattegat ♪ ♫ GURU VII France | 2638 |
| 51 | Ernesto Alfaro-Moreno MASTER Portugal | 2635 |
| 52 | Danielle Wills GURU I Canada | 2632 |
| 53 | Svajone Pralgauskaite GURU VII United Kingdom | 2631 |
| 54 | Вадим Голосницкий В команде не играю!!! GURU V Russia | 2630 |
| 55 | Marja Braaksma GURU VI Netherlands | 2629 |
| 56 | Alik Zlotnik GURU VI Israel | 2628 |
| 57 | Hartmut Beckmann GURU V Germany | 2627 |
| 58 | Felicia Reifsnyder MASTER United States | 2625 |
| 58 | Rusija Do Tokija GURU IV Yugoslavia (former) | 2625 |
| 59 | Mama G (Gwen Carr) GURU VII United States | 2624 |
| 60 | Rosário Marques GURU V Portugal | 2623 |
| 60 | Nora Skerlecz GURU VII Hungary | 2623 |
| 61 | Izabella Hamar GURU VI Croatia (Hrvatska) | 2622 |
| 62 | Seun shutterspiks GURU IV Gambia | 2620 |
| 63 | the PILΛGO GURU VI Germany | 2619 |
| 64 | Grebe GURU V Finland | 2616 |
| 65 | Fateen Younis GURU V Pakistan | 2615 |
| 65 | ♥Alona Kumina GURU VII Israel | 2615 |
| 65 | Ian Knox GURU V Great Britain (UK) | 2615 |
| 66 | Onno Rook MASTER Netherlands | 2614 |
| 67 | ERFEY GURU IV Bulgaria | 2613 |
| 68 | christel ehretsmann GURU V France | 2611 |
| 68 | darko.bakovic GURU V Bosnia and Herzegovina | 2611 |
| 68 | Olga Antonova GURU V Russia | 2611 |
| 69 | Binh Luong GURU IV Hong Kong | 2610 |
| 69 | Diego Girón GURU I Guatemala | 2610 |
| 69 | Ev But GURU IV Ireland | 2610 |
| 70 | Praveen Singh GURU V Sweden | 2606 |
| 70 | Ahmet Oner GURU VI Turkey | 2606 |
| 70 | tim sinarcsek EXPERT Switzerland | 2606 |
| 71 | Jelena Djurdjevic GURU V Serbia | 2603 |
| 71 | Antonio Augusto GURU VI Portugal | 2603 |
| 72 | Karen Wang GURU IV United States | 2602 |
| 73 | Andrey Protsenko GURU IV Israel | 2599 |
| 73 | Maite Garris GURU VI Spain | 2599 |
| 74 | Agnieszka Marchel GURU IV Poland | 2598 |
| 75 | Zyta Widowska GURU VI Poland | 2597 |
| 76 | Bartosz Gieranowski GURU V Poland | 2596 |
| 76 | Iveta Laimiņa GURU II United Kingdom | 2596 |
| 76 | guest.15032.20381 GURU IV United States | 2596 |
| 77 | Miguel Lozano GURU I Spain | 2591 |
| 77 | MO FK Turbo GURU V France | 2591 |
| 78 | niu maia GURU V Fiji | 2590 |
| 78 | Dona Dea GURU V United States | 2590 |
| 79 | Asta Ku GURU V Ireland | 2589 |