by Chris Smart
| Rank | Guru | Votes |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Fabiano Dos Santos GURU I United States | 3278 |
| 2 | the monkey turbocharged 100 GURU V Mozambique | 3214 |
| 3 | Silent Llama GURU IV Finland | 3139 |
| 4 | Rami Mouakassa GURU II Lebanon | 3131 |
| 5 | Stray Dog GURU VII Seychelles | 3110 |
| 6 | Sanja_ B* GURU III Bosnia and Herzegovina | 3104 |
| 7 | Anonymous GS GURU VI Bulgaria | 3078 |
| 8 | LOL R.I.P GS GURU VI France | 3070 |
| 9 | אשורבניפל Белый GURU IV Israel | 3064 |
| 10 | kat von glos GURU V Ireland | 3039 |
| 11 | Queen Llama GURU VII Finland | 3030 |
| 12 | Frank Werle GURU V Germany | 3021 |
| 13 | That Yellow Guy in retirement GURU VII Germany | 3000 |
| 14 | Hasan OK GURU III Turkey | 2993 |
| 15 | Martin Filčík GURU VI Slovakia | 2987 |
| 15 | G C George GURU VI Malaysia | 2987 |
| 15 | Stanimir Chakalov GURU V Bulgaria | 2987 |
| 16 | Roland Hank ended playing because of Turbo Bullshit GURU VI Germany | 2978 |
| 17 | Swimming Llama GURU V Egypt | 2966 |
| 17 | Kenneth Falkenberg GURU V Denmark | 2966 |
| 18 | Dieter Limy GURU IV Australia | 2959 |
| 19 | Marc Détourbe GURU IV France | 2956 |
| 20 | Grigoris Tzourmanas GURU V Greece | 2950 |
| 21 | Lonesome JMS retired GURU VII Belgium | 2948 |
| 22 | Just Barbara | 100 GURU VI South Africa | 2947 |
| 23 | Andreas Frey GURU V Germany | 2946 |
| 24 | Tsoki Vrazhilov GURU V Bulgaria | 2945 |
| 25 | lesya Zhuk GURU V United Arab Emirates | 2942 |
| 26 | Tanya June GURU VI Belarus | 2939 |
| 27 | Roberto Gomes GURU V Portugal | 2934 |
| 28 | Titu.guru GURU VII Great Britain (UK) | 2933 |
| 29 | Ilpo Ristimaki GURU IV Finland | 2931 |
| 30 | Artemis Nero GURU V Costa Rica | 2930 |
| 31 | salman syed MASTER Australia | 2927 |
| 31 | Giannis Xidis GURU V Greece | 2927 |
| 32 | Paulo Soares GURU V Portugal | 2914 |
| 33 | Michael Firmbach GURU V Germany | 2911 |
| 33 | Yury Gazaryan GURU V Russia | 2911 |
| 33 | Marlene ♥️ GURU V Malaysia | 2911 |
| 34 | Bellegarce MASTER France | 2905 |
| 34 | FRANCISCO TRINCAO GURU VII Portugal | 2905 |
| 34 | Daiva Ališauskienė GURU V Lithuania | 2905 |
| 34 | KonstKonst GURU VI Bulgaria | 2905 |
| 35 | Pushkar Srivastava GURU V United Kingdom | 2903 |
| 36 | Ali ihsan Demiryurek GURU V Turkey | 2901 |
| 37 | Bruno Ribeiro GURU VI Portugal | 2898 |
| 38 | Kari Bence | 100 GURU V Norway | 2897 |
| 39 | Pino 100 GURU IV Ireland | 2895 |
| 40 | Oliver Schmid-Selig GURU V Germany | 2893 |
| 40 | Affandi Salleh, Singapore GURU VI Singapore | 2893 |
| 40 | Zen Gu ru GURU V Belgium | 2893 |
| 41 | Jorge Reis GURU V Portugal | 2892 |
| 42 | Fatih Dama GURU IV Turkey | 2880 |
| 43 | Pauline Lound GURU V Australia | 2879 |
| 44 | Andrey Bogachev GURU V Latvia | 2875 |
| 45 | ghost rabbit GURU V French Polynesia | 2869 |
| 46 | Luís Albuquerque GURU VII Portugal | 2868 |
| 47 | Carina Wrangskog GURU II Sweden | 2867 |
| 47 | Ivan Pavlov GURU IV Bulgaria | 2867 |
| 47 | birgit *** GURU VI Germany | 2867 |
| 47 | Annette Taberner-Miller GURU V United States | 2867 |
| 48 | Zyta Widowska GURU VI Poland | 2866 |
| 49 | Christian BAILLY GURU VI France | 2864 |
| 50 | stephoto GURU VII France | 2863 |
| 51 | Perrito Willow GURU VI Spain | 2861 |
| 52 | Esme Estrada GURU VI United States | 2851 |
| 53 | Peter Scheermeijer GURU VI Netherlands | 2850 |
| 54 | Vasiliki Argiriou GURU V Greece | 2849 |
| 55 | Paulette Whinnery GURU III United States | 2848 |
| 56 | OᘔᘔY ⚡⚡⚡ GURU V Virgin Islands (UK) | 2844 |
| 57 | Margie Troyer GURU VII United States | 2842 |
| 58 | Nora Skerlecz GURU VII Hungary | 2841 |
| 59 | Alex still hates Turbo GURU VI Austria | 2840 |
| 60 | Sylvia On Vacation GURU V Switzerland | 2839 |
| 61 | JustAnother Vampire GURU VI Romania | 2838 |
| 62 | Patrick Nealis GURU IV United States | 2837 |
| 62 | Carolyn Melnick GURU V South Africa | 2837 |
| 62 | Zdenek Janovsky GURU VI Czech Republic | 2837 |
| 63 | Raoul Schraepen GURU V Belgium | 2836 |
| 63 | N.Dori 911 Turbo GURU II Portugal | 2836 |
| 64 | Vasiliy V Rechevskiy GURU IV Russian Federation | 2835 |
| 65 | Elena Biianu GURU IV Romania | 2834 |
| 66 | Mister Fox GS please rollback GURU V France | 2832 |
| 67 | ripley1905 GURU IV Spain | 2831 |
| 67 | Dávid Kováčik GURU V Slovakia | 2831 |
| 67 | ... OMAR ... GURU V Cuba | 2831 |
| 68 | The Hungarian Vampire GURU V Germany | 2829 |
| 68 | Sunshine Andra GURU V Switzerland | 2829 |
| 69 | Charlie S. GURU IV United States | 2828 |
| 70 | INKA Shailraj GURU IV India | 2825 |
| 71 | ineke.schreiner GURU V Netherlands | 2823 |
| 72 | Phil Green GURU IV United Kingdom | 2822 |
| 73 | Rosse Rosse GURU VII Croatia (Hrvatska) | 2821 |
| 74 | Takamura photography GURU V Australia | 2820 |
| 74 | Yakup Yener GURU V Turkey | 2820 |
| 75 | Anca The Vampire GURU VII Romania | 2818 |
| 76 | alwali_adnan GURU V Denmark | 2817 |
| 76 | 19 K C O O L M 70 GURU V Italy | 2817 |
| 76 | Stamatios M SOG GURU V Greece | 2817 |
| 76 | Ingela Elvyson GURU V Sweden | 2817 |
| 77 | Dariusz Darecky GURU VI Poland | 2816 |