by Sapere.aude (Fuck Your Turbo!)
| Rank | Guru | Votes |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | J u a n i t a GURU VI Spain | 4527 |
| 2 | Paul the Vampire GURU VI Romania | 4466 |
| 3 | Ördög István Zsolt GURU II Hungary | 4459 |
| 4 | ✩✩ يونس GURU V Morocco | 4457 |
| 5 | Nora Skerlecz GURU VII Hungary | 4433 |
| 6 | Aurora Polar_Star❄️ GURU VII Aland Islands | 4425 |
| 7 | Di ma GURU V United States | 4411 |
| 8 | ♪ ♫ Lagertha ♫ ♪ is chilling in Kattegat ♪ ♫ GURU VII France | 4377 |
| 9 | Rinnie Ilsøe GURU IV Denmark | 4356 |
| 10 | Yury Gazaryan GURU V Russia | 4334 |
| 11 | Luis Vargues GURU VI Portugal | 4333 |
| 12 | Silent Llama GURU IV Finland | 4323 |
| 13 | Michal Vaněk GURU VI Czechia | 4275 |
| 14 | mean dog with a cape GURU VII Vanuatu | 4269 |
| 15 | Marats Abdurahmanovs GURU I Germany | 4267 |
| 16 | Franctiell GURU V Italy | 4266 |
| 17 | Waldemar Rybak GURU VI Poland | 4264 |
| 18 | Larry Reynolds GURU IV United States | 4258 |
| 19 | Anca The Vampire GURU VII Romania | 4257 |
| 20 | Manu.A GURU V Germany | 4252 |
| 21 | Viet Llama GURU III United States | 4232 |
| 22 | Mirel Lotan GURU IV Israel | 4226 |
| 23 | Dmitriy Dodonov GURU V Kazakhstan | 4224 |
| 24 | Beatrice Verga GURU VI Italy | 4221 |
| 25 | გიო ☘️100☘️ GURU VI Georgia | 4208 |
| 26 | Bruno Ribeiro GURU VI Portugal | 4201 |
| 27 | Pedro Varão GURU III Portugal | 4188 |
| 28 | Gordana Bukumiric GURU IV Italy | 4184 |
| 29 | Jay leaving GS forever bc of Turbo GURU V United States | 4181 |
| 30 | papy ours GURU VI France | 4178 |
| 31 | Ö R J A N - - > GURU V Sweden | 4175 |
| 32 | Nuno Sousa Dias GURU VI Portugal | 4162 |
| 33 | Patrice Thomas // Travellers GURU V France | 4158 |
| 34 | Pedro dos Cavalos GURU VI Portugal | 4152 |
| 35 | Nikolaos Dresos GURU V Greece | 4147 |
| 36 | Jorge Dionisio GURU VII Portugal | 4128 |
| 37 | Seun shutterspiks GURU IV Gambia | 4114 |
| 38 | Ivan Polanco GURU II United States | 4112 |
| 39 | Pino 100 GURU IV Ireland | 4108 |
| 40 | Надежда Дорошенко GURU VI Russian Federation | 4102 |
| 41 | Eric Morin GURU VI Canada | 4092 |
| 41 | Barrie Lathwell GURU VII Great Britain (UK) | 4092 |
| 42 | VeRyShE NeVer GURU V Serbia | 4089 |
| 43 | José Pinguelo GURU V Canada | 4088 |
| 44 | Annafranca 74 GURU V Italy | 4087 |
| 45 | Dariusz Darecky GURU VI Poland | 4086 |
| 46 | Wa Ja GURU VII Poland | 4085 |
| 47 | The Vampire GURU V Italy | 4084 |
| 48 | Ben ʘvʘ GURU IV Israel | 4074 |
| 49 | Miha ❤️ the Vampire GURU VII Romania | 4073 |
| 50 | Francisco Pinheiro GURU VI Portugal | 4067 |
| 51 | Arun Anand GURU VI India | 4065 |
| 52 | Louise Fox GURU II United Kingdom | 4064 |
| 53 | Martyr Rising GURU III Great Britain (UK) | 4060 |
| 53 | Doble Martial without Ice GURU VII France, Metropolitan | 4060 |
| 54 | Isabel Pestana GURU V Portugal | 4056 |
| 55 | Marlene ♥️ GURU V Malaysia | 4036 |
| 56 | Christian Heitz GURU VII France | 4034 |
| 57 | Eyal Cohen GURU VI Israel | 4033 |
| 57 | G C George GURU VI Malaysia | 4033 |
| 58 | Sandra Wessel GURU V Germany | 4032 |
| 59 | CristianFerro WLP GURU VI Italy | 4029 |
| 60 | JJ, I don't play if I don't get the minigame GURU VI Spain | 4028 |
| 61 | Eli Gimenez ꫂ ၴႅၴ100 ꫂ ၴႅၴ GURU VI Venezuela | 4024 |
| 62 | Akos Harmati GURU IV Hungary | 4022 |
| 63 | Cory Rush GURU V United States | 4020 |
| 64 | AudCulori TheVampire GURU V Romania | 4019 |
| 65 | Alex still hates Turbo GURU VI Austria | 4017 |
| 66 | Ma Ba GURU V Russian Federation | 4012 |
| 67 | error 404 page not found GURU VI Portugal | 4011 |
| 68 | J S . . . GURU VI Portugal | 4006 |
| 69 | Anca the Sleepy Vampire GURU VI Romania | 4000 |
| 70 | Mucky Pup GURU VII Germany | 3990 |
| 71 | Ines Banesh AOTW MASTER United States | 3988 |
| 71 | Lazy Lamby GURU V Singapore | 3988 |
| 72 | Lone Wolf Oleg GURU VI Russia | 3987 |
| 73 | Miljenko Gregl GURU III Croatia (Hrvatska) | 3973 |
| 74 | Silver Surfer GURU V Portugal | 3970 |
| 75 | marjolijn van mastrigt GURU V Netherlands | 3969 |
| 76 | Maite Garris GURU VI Spain | 3966 |
| 77 | Kathy Dorsey GURU V United States | 3965 |
| 78 | Yuriria Arenas GURU VI Mexico | 3960 |
| 78 | Erika Baltina GURU VI Latvia | 3960 |
| 78 | Llamaste Llama GURU VI United States | 3960 |
| 79 | Nidia Sequeira GURU VII Portugal | 3953 |
| 80 | Prosecco Jenn GURU V Great Britain (UK) | 3951 |
| 81 | KonstKonst GURU VI Bulgaria | 3950 |
| 82 | Liisa H. GURU VI Austria | 3946 |
| 82 | just Mário GURU IV Portugal | 3946 |
| 83 | Troy Nam GURU VI Great Britain (UK) | 3945 |
| 84 | KatePhim GURU III Great Britain (UK) | 3944 |
| 85 | Diane Gelinas GURU II Canada | 3939 |
| 86 | Antonio Augusto GURU VI Portugal | 3938 |
| 87 | Patrick Casaert GURU V France | 3937 |
| 88 | Filipe Silvestre GURU VI Portugal | 3923 |
| 89 | Dino Brandt GURU V Germany | 3921 |
| 89 | Milena Orchid ☢ GURU VI Bulgaria | 3921 |
| 90 | Gordana ... GURU VI Croatia (Hrvatska) | 3919 |
| 91 | 19 K C O O L M 70 GURU V Italy | 3918 |
| 92 | Anna Klinkosz GURU VI Poland | 3917 |
| 93 | Monique de Beer GURU VII South Africa | 3913 |