by Michael Hamilton
| Rank | Guru | Votes |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Ivan Németh GURU V Czech Republic | 2995 |
| 2 | Nik To GURU IV Canada | 2992 |
| 3 | Roland Hank ended playing because of Turbo Bullshit GURU VI Germany | 2969 |
| 4 | ɯnuɹoꓘ oꓭ ヅ GURU VI Cambodia | 2919 |
| 5 | Julien Serarre GURU VI Mexico | 2918 |
| 6 | The Jackal GURU IV Greece | 2914 |
| 7 | the monkey turbocharged 100 GURU V Mozambique | 2905 |
| 8 | Anca The Vampire GURU VII Romania | 2904 |
| 9 | feiraM26 _rs GURU V Reunion | 2903 |
| 10 | Antonio Mingione GURU V Italy | 2883 |
| 11 | Fabiano Dos Santos GURU I United States | 2871 |
| 12 | I am ZZZ The Visitor GURU V Hungary | 2868 |
| 13 | Sanja_ B* GURU III Bosnia and Herzegovina | 2863 |
| 14 | Call me Gabi GURU V United States | 2856 |
| 14 | Arun Anand GURU VI India | 2856 |
| 15 | The madhatter ⩋⨀⩀⨀⩋ GURU V Greenland | 2850 |
| 16 | Arya TurboIsDevil GURU V France | 2849 |
| 17 | Wa Ja GURU VII Poland | 2848 |
| 18 | Ridy Purnama GURU III Indonesia | 2847 |
| 19 | გიო ☘️100☘️ GURU VI Georgia | 2839 |
| 20 | Michalis Malamas GURU V Greece | 2837 |
| 21 | Larry Reynolds GURU IV United States | 2829 |
| 22 | Eileen Roach GURU V United States | 2828 |
| 23 | Adina the Vampire GURU V Romania | 2825 |
| 24 | Geminidream23 GURU IV United States | 2823 |
| 25 | Saulius Balastas GURU III Republic of Lithuania | 2821 |
| 26 | branko-bane graovac GURU VII Serbia | 2814 |
| 27 | Nidia Sequeira GURU VII Portugal | 2811 |
| 28 | Victor Vascul Vampire GURU IV Germany | 2809 |
| 29 | Dimi Sytnyk GURU II Ukraine | 2807 |
| 30 | long lam GURU V Vietnam | 2802 |
| 30 | Bruno Eira GURU VI Portugal | 2802 |
| 31 | Rohit Sharama GURU V India | 2801 |
| 32 | Mário Aleixo GURU VI Portugal | 2799 |
| 33 | Ada Ada GURU VI Poland | 2797 |
| 33 | Tiffani Brilliott GURU IV United States | 2797 |
| 34 | Angela Evangelista GURU VII Portugal | 2792 |
| 35 | Joe Reece GURU IV United States | 2784 |
| 35 | Christos Lamprianidis GURU VII Greece | 2784 |
| 36 | Paul the Vampire GURU VI Romania | 2783 |
| 37 | Brands Llama GURU V Egypt | 2782 |
| 38 | Rui Gouveia GURU V Portugal | 2780 |
| 39 | Phil Green GURU IV United Kingdom | 2778 |
| 40 | Mery Kojuharova BGS More than a Team GURU IV Bulgaria | 2777 |
| 41 | Twisted Aga C5 GURU IV Poland | 2776 |
| 42 | GS kill GS FCUK YOU GS GURU V Poland | 2771 |
| 43 | Jay Niraula GURU VI Nepal | 2768 |
| 43 | Dilyana Dimova GURU VI Bulgaria | 2768 |
| 44 | Marion Gartler GURU V Austria | 2767 |
| 44 | Pavel Bachvarov GURU I Bulgaria | 2767 |
| 45 | Mr. Dee GURU V Serbia | 2765 |
| 45 | Leon Handels GURU II Netherlands | 2765 |
| 46 | Fcuk Ola Hu Uber MASTER India | 2762 |
| 46 | Anna Pálfi GURU III Romania | 2762 |
| 47 | Fred Matos GURU VII Brazil | 2761 |
| 48 | Lt-Col Feu GURU VI France | 2756 |
| 48 | Davor Rožman¨ GURU VI Croatia (Hrvatska) | 2756 |
| 49 | Yury Gazaryan GURU V Russia | 2755 |
| 50 | Drazen Cavar MASTER Croatia (Hrvatska) | 2754 |
| 51 | Niclo Dona' GURU VI Italy | 2752 |
| 52 | Clickaroo Rev-9 GURU IV Australia | 2750 |
| 53 | vchandee GURU V India | 2749 |
| 54 | Gourav Ghosh GURU V India | 2748 |
| 54 | Luís Albuquerque GURU VII Portugal | 2748 |
| 55 | Sylvia On Vacation GURU V Switzerland | 2747 |
| 55 | Ahmet Oner GURU VI Turkey | 2747 |
| 55 | Peter Anderberg GURU VI Sweden | 2747 |
| 56 | M a g g i e GURU VII Portugal | 2741 |
| 57 | Claudia Minodora Galis GURU V Romania | 2738 |
| 58 | Senka Odobai GURU V Croatia (Hrvatska) | 2737 |
| 59 | Bas Greevink GURU VI Netherlands | 2731 |
| 59 | Ken Wicky GURU VI United States | 2731 |
| 60 | Nicolene Dreyer GURU V Australia | 2727 |
| 61 | Aziz Aydin GURU VI Turkey | 2725 |
| 62 | Ana Paula Filipe GURU VII Portugal | 2724 |
| 63 | Miloš Stanko GURU IV Czechia | 2721 |
| 63 | Lou Szabo GURU V Great Britain (UK) | 2721 |
| 63 | Joel Hluszko GURU III Canada | 2721 |
| 64 | Ela Fcielka GURU V Saint Helena | 2718 |
| 64 | Sergey Kr GURU V Russia | 2718 |
| 65 | Tiina Rannaäär GURU V Estonia | 2715 |
| 66 | Yuriria Arenas GURU VI Mexico | 2712 |
| 67 | Pushkar Srivastava GURU V United Kingdom | 2711 |
| 68 | Accountant Tgs GURU IV Turkey | 2708 |
| 68 | Stanimir Chakalov GURU VI Bulgaria | 2708 |
| 69 | Just Barbara | 100 GURU VI South Africa | 2703 |
| 69 | Sharon Scharich GURU VI United States | 2703 |
| 70 | Dana Iana GURU V Spain | 2702 |
| 70 | Menes YAZ GURU V Turkey | 2702 |
| 71 | Berit Anderson GURU IV Norway | 2698 |
| 71 | Barrie Lathwell GURU VII Great Britain (UK) | 2698 |
| 71 | Lu Boes GURU VI Germany | 2698 |
| 72 | Gied Re GURU V Lithuania | 2696 |
| 72 | Vinci quara GURU V Switzerland | 2696 |
| 73 | Grigoris Tzourmanas GURU V Greece | 2695 |
| 73 | Yakup Yener GURU V Turkey | 2695 |
| 74 | Marius Forgaciu GURU VII Romania | 2694 |
| 75 | Susan M. GURU V South Africa | 2693 |
| 75 | Sedat TTNC GURU VI Turkey | 2693 |
| 76 | Super Arnaud GURU V France | 2691 |
| 77 | Miguel The Lion GURU VI Germany | 2689 |